Are You Really a Smarty Pants?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Are You Really a Smarty Pants?
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About This Quiz

Either you are the smartest person your friends know, or you know a few clever lines that make you look like a real smarty pants. Let's find out where you sit on the smarty pants scale!
What is one plus one?
It's obviously two.
What a dumb question.
It's two unless you split two things in half. Then, there are four.
You don't know? Why are you asking me?

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Who is your favorite scientist?
Bill Nye.
Neil Tyson Degrassi.
Albert Einstein.
Nicolai Tesla.

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What character from "The Big Bang Theory" are you most like?
Amy.
Sheldon.
Raj.
Penny.

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What job do you think you may have had in a former life?
Nun.
Engineer.
Game Show Host.
Teacher.

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Which game show would you win?
"Jeopardy"
"Who Wants to be a Millionaire?"
"Wheel of Fortune"
"Family Feud"

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What is your current mood?
Suspicious.
Spontaneous.
Whimsical.
Tired.

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What kind of boss would you make?
Helpful.
Lazy.
Responsible.
Kind.

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Do you make a lot of wisecracks?
Who doesn't?
Not really.
Only with certain people.
All the time.

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Do you think you know it all?
My friends say I'm a know it all.
Sometimes.
Who would want to know everything?
No one knows it all.

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Which word sums up your intellectual level?
Nerd.
Brain.
Whiz Kid.
Professor.

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What subject do you have the hardest time with?
Art.
None of them.
Math.
English.

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Pick a food that makes you feel hungriest:
Mountain oysters.
Tripe.
Offal.
Spam.

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Do you make grocery lists?
Yes.
No, I just get what I need.
Sometimes.
Yes, but I always forget it at home.

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Do you have good manners?
I try to have good manners.
Manners are for royalty.
I do have good manners.
I'm very polite.

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Which museum would you most like to visit?
MoMA.
Tate Modern.
Smithsonian.
San Francisco Museum of Art.

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What does the word chemistry make you think of?
High school horror.
Sex.
Solutions.
Periodic tables.

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Do you take good care of your body?
I'm more into my mind.
I am in great shape.
I try.
My body is screaming for care.

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Which fruit would you most like to try?
Carambola.
Soursop.
Salak.
Longan.

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Do you think you are an old soul?
I'm an old and wise soul.
No, I'm still young.
I do think I was meant to live in another era.
I have many past lives.

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What would your job in a hospital be?
Doctor.
Surgeon.
Nurse.
Chaplin.

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Do you try to eat healthy?
I try to make smart food decisions.
I eat whatever I want.
I eat mostly healthy.
I really could use some healthy cookbooks.

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Which best sums up your job title?
Leader.
Servant.
Intern.
Cat herder.

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How do you relieve stress?
I get a massage.
I drink.
I meditate.
I go for a jog.

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Which high school stereotype were you lumped into?
Preps.
Nerds.
Jocks.
Stoners.

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Do you think you are funny?
I'm hilarious.
I should be a stand up comedian.
My friends think I'm funny.
I have my moments.

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What do you think is the secret to life?
Eating well.
Being informed.
Getting exercise.
Smoking grass.

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What part of going to a movie do you like most?
The trivia questions at the beginning.
Popcorn.
Sneak previews.
Snuggling with my date.

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What could you be found doing at a party?
Mingling.
Telling whopper sized stories.
Making food.
Relaxing by the pool.

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What is your highest level of education?
Advanced degree.
Some college.
High school diploma.
Vocational certificate.

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Do you have a wild streak?
After a few drinks, I do.
I have always had a wild streak.
No, I'm fairly chill.
I grew out of mine.

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