Are you a Don, Roger, Bert or Pete from Mad Men?

By: Joshua Laurent
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Are you a Don, Roger, Bert or Pete from Mad Men?
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About This Quiz

These four men from the 1960s carried the fantastic AMC series, Mad Men, to multiple awards, but which are you most like when it comes down to it? You're mad, but which Mad Man are you?
Who is your favorite major female Mad Men character?
Betty Draper.
Peggy Olson.
Joan Holloway.
Sally Draper.

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Who is your favorite minor Mad Men character?
Megan Draper.
Ken Cosgrove.
Harry Crane.
Stan Rizzo.

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There were 92 episodes produced. What percentage do you think you saw?
90-100%.
70-89%.
40-69%.
0-39%.

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How well can you keep a secret?
The secret is probably about me.
Depends how I can use it to my advantage.
I can't, don't tell me.
I'm not going to remember either way.

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Which stereotypical clique would you have been in, had you gone to high school in the 1960s?
Greasers.
Preps.
Jocks.
I would have been in private school.

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How do you want to be remembered?
As better than I was.
As a solid person with many good points.
Hopefully they liked me. If not, eh, I'm dead, who cares?
In a classy and dignified manner.

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Whose death was the hardest to accept on the show?
Anna Draper.
Lane Pryce.
Bert Cooper.
John F. Kennedy.

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Which was the best real-life company featured on Mad Men?
Hershey's.
Kodak.
Lucky Strikes.
Chevrolet.

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If you could have a new last name, which one of the Mad Men partner's names would you like?
Draper.
Pryce.
Sterling.
Cooper.

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What do you think the falling man in the opening credits is supposed to mean?
The stress of being an ad executive.
Only a mad man would leap from a building.
We all feel like we're just free-falling through life.
It's foreshadowing the final episode.

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What minor touch did you always enjoy in Mad Men?
The accurate period clothing.
The way music is used at the end of the episodes.
The dashes of dark comedy.
The use of real-life news events.

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Which one of Don Draper's mistresses was your favorite?
The waitress in the final season.
The actor's wife in early seasons.
His downstairs neighbor in later seasons.
The hippie in season one.

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Which character did they get rid of by the end of the series that you wish they'd have kept?
Anna Draper.
Salvatore Romano.
Paul Kinsey.
Lane Pryce.

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How could Mad Men have been made better?
More realistic swearing in the dialogue.
Less focus on minor characters.
More graphic sex scenes.
More episodes per season.

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Who was the prettiest woman on Mad Men?
Betty Draper.
Trudy Campbell.
Joan Holloway.
Megan Draper.

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While accurate, which was the worst thing to see on Mad Men?
Adultery.
Racism.
Homophobia.
Sexism.

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Which ensemble drama did you like more than Mad Men?
The Sopranos.
The Walking Dead.
E/R.
M*A*S*H.

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Had the show continued, how would the character of Don Draper have eventually died?
Heart attack because of smoking.
Cancer of the liver because of drinking.
An angry husband would have caught up to him.
Quietly around his family at age 92 of natural causes.

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Which network would have done a better job of producing Mad Men?
HBO.
Showtime.
FX.
TBS.

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What do you look for in a friend?
I don't look for friends.
Loyalty.
A sense of humor.
Simply a nice, decent person.

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If it were 1962 and you had to tell your 12-year-old son which career to consider, what would you suggest?
Race car driver.
Airline pilot.
Movie star.
Doctor.

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What historical event was best portrayed on Mad Men?
JFK's assassination.
The Vietnam War.
Landing on the moon.
Cuban Missile Crisis.

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Only four TV shows have won the Best Dramatic Series Emmy four times. Which one was your favorite?
Mad Men.
L.A. Law.
The West Wing.
Hill Street Blues.

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When should Mad Men have ended?
A season earlier.
Two seasons earlier.
It ended at the right time.
It should have gone on at least one more season.

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If a show featuring a current industry is made in 50 years, what should the industry be?
Advertising.
Call Centers.
Internet start-ups.
Homeschooling.

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What gets you through the day?
Alcohol and cigarettes.
A sense of self-importance.
Not working hard.
Clean living.

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When people say they think Don Draper is a horrible character, what do you say?
He's flawed, not horrible.
Yes, he is. That's the point.
He has his good points, too.
Let ye without sins cast the first stone.

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If you could go back to the 1960s, what would you want to see the most?
Woodstock.
Man landing on the moon.
Coverage of the Kennedy assassination.
Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech.

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What changed most for women in the 1960s?
Hair and clothing styles.
Access to better jobs.
Sexual liberation.
Seen as more equal to men.

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What would you like to drink?
Martini.
Scotch.
Wine.
Sparkling water.

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