Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess Your First Car

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess Your First Car
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About This Quiz

People often reveal their inmost secrets without meaning to. We blurt things out, not realizing that we are giving away the intimate details of our lives. How often do you see a post on Facebook that tells you something about the poster that they did not intend to say?

It is the same with every aspect of life. Some days we keep our cards close to our vests, while on other days, we mention offhandedly how we used to wear tube tops to work, and suddenly everyone thinks of us differently.

When a politician refuses to answer a straightforward question, we often know what the answer must be. When a product spokesperson does not say if they use the product in question, we know what they are hiding. When a baseball player turns up to spring training after surgery to reattach their head, and they say they feel great, we know what that will surely mean.

By taking this quiz, you consent to answer our randomly chosen questions, and we will limit the scope of our detective work to only one question. From your thoughts on commerce, style, politics, and which ham is the best, we will deduce one of your closely guarded secrets. What was the first car you owned?

How do you take your pizza?
Plain
With goat's cheese
With anchovies
With truffles

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How much cash did you have available when you went to buy your first car?
None
A nice chunk of change
A couple grand
As much as I could possibly want

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What watch do you wear now?
A Casio G-Shock
A Tag Heuer
A Marathon Navigator
A Rolex

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What athletic activity do you engage in?
I run.
I ski.
I bike.
I do martial arts.

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What kinds of things do you do with your friends?
Have dinner at home
Go drinking
Go on road trips
Go to casinos

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Where do you go on vacation?
I like a good staycation.
Miami
The mountains
Monaco

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If you won the lottery, what would you do with the money?
I'd take care of my family.
I'd fund my business idea.
I'd buy a nice house and retire.
I'd laugh.

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How do you go about major purchases, like homes?
I spend years on research.
I take professional advice.
I consult knowledgeable friends.
I do it all on impulse.

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What brand of dress shirts do you wear?
Whatever is on sale at JC Penny
Buttoned Down, by Amazon
Major labels
Grosvenor, in London

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What sort of jackets do you wear?
Whatever is cheap.
Tweed blazers
Anoraks
Hand-tooled leather jackets

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What do you eat for breakfast?
Cheerios
Soylent
Yogurt
Caviar

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How big is your library?
I have a few dozen books.
I have a Kindle with thousands of books I haven't read.
I have a massive library.
I don't like books.

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What is your favorite movie?
"Lost Horizon"
"Star Wars Episode IV"
"Raiders of The Lost Ark"
"Fast 5"

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What do you drive now?
My first car still lives.
A Lexus
A Jeep
A Koenigsegg CCXR

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What kind of shoes do you wear now?
Nike
Allen Edmonds
New Balance
Bruno Magli

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Are you in a relationship?
I've been married since college.
I got married at 30.
I'm in a serious relationship.
I'm happily single.

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What did you study, after high school?
Law
Business
Media
Nothing!

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Were you a good student?
I studied like a monk.
I dropped out early because I landed a great job.
I was fine.
No

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What kind of computer do you own?
A Gateway
An HP
A Lenovo
An Apple

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How big is your extended family?
It's average-sized.
It's a little above average.
It's small.
It's massive.

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Are you close to your extended family?
We're tight.
No, I don't like them.
I wish we were closer.
I try not to get too close.

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How healthy are you?
I try to keep fit.
I don't take care of myself.
I do my best, but I'm in average health.
My doctor is afraid that if he tells me the truth, I'll fire him.

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How diverse is your circle of friends?
Very diverse, from all walks of life, and all races and religions
They're mostly people like me.
I have lots of friends with different political beliefs.
I have friends who range from the very rich to the obscenely rich.

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How do you save money for the future?
I cut corners everywhere.
I don't.
I use an app.
I turn to the bank of mom and dad.

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How well traveled are you?
I did a trip around the world after college.
I "did Europe" after college.
I've been across a couple oceans for business.
I've been to Switzerland, Macau, Rio, Las Vegas, New York, Paris, London... anyplace with a good time available there.

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Do you consider yourself a clotheshorse?
No
Only for work clothes
I try to be stylish but not overboard.
Very much, yes

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Do you like to be flashy?
I abhor that.
I like to be a little bit flashy.
I like to keep it discreet.
If you've got it, rub it in everyone's faces!

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How do you react when you get in trouble?
I apologize and try to make amends.
I explain it wasn't my fault.
I see if there's anything I can do to improve the situation.
I throw a stack of money at whoever is upset and walk away.

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How close are you to your lifelong dreams?
Getting closer every day
I'm living the dream.
I know I'll get there someday.
Dreams? As in, things you don't have? I have none of those.

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How do you like your burger?
Give me a Big Mac
Avocado BBQ with American cheese
Bacon cheese please
With gold flakes on it

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