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Answer These Questions and We'll Guess Your Odds of Surviving the Rapture

By: Teresa McGlothlin

4 min

Answer These Questions and We'll Guess Your Odds of Surviving the Rapture

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About This Quiz

According to the Bible, the Rapture could come at any moment. Whether you've lived a virtuous life or one full of sin, there's still time to get yourself prepared. After you finish this quiz, you'll know where you currently stand; that way, you can make a few adjustments to increase your odds even more.

Considering the state of the world after the Rapture, you want to make sure you are not one of the people who gets left behind. Scripture says that humans will pay with their blood and be forced to live in caves because all of civilization will collapse. Unless you're into post-apocalyptic landscapes, you might want to start taking a look at your life choices so that you get to rise into the sky away from all the earthly turmoil in the forecast.

As we try to figure out your odds of ascension, we're going to have to figure out how innocent or how guilty you've been throughout your life. Our morally-based questions will put your chances to the test, and your answers will help us see how you'll do when the day finally comes. Will you make it past the pearly gates, or will you be left to fend for yourself?

Which of the Seven Deadly Sins have you most recently committed?

Gluttony

Wrath

Pride

Vanity

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How important is money in your life?

It's not all that important to me.

I wish I had more of it.

Money makes the world go around.

It's not everything, but it's important.

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Do you ever take a peek into your friends' refrigerators?

I wouldn't dream of doing that.

I usually help myself.

No, but they are welcome to mine.

I haven't, but that's a great idea.

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Which of these things is most important to teach children?

Compassion

Inclusion

Faith

Manners

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Do you believe that the end is near?

It could happen anytime.

I am getting older.

It's closer than ever before.

The end of my patience is near.

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Which book of the Bible do you know most about?

Revelations

Genesis

I know more about other religious texts.

Psalms

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How do you think you'll know when the Rapture has started?

I think it already has.

I will see the horsemen.

I will hear the trumpets sound.

I'm sure someone will tell me.

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What kinds of things do you do to help your community?

I donate a lot of my time.

I put on a robe before I check the mail.

I attend a lot of fundraisers.

I adopt a lot of stray cats.

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How do you think humanity is doing in the eyes of a higher power?

I think we could do better.

I think our higher power is disgusted with us.

I wouldn't dare guess what my higher power is thinking.

I think any higher power we've had has left the building.

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If your neighbor said they were hungry, would you feed them?

I certainly would!

I might order a pizza for them.

I would give them some food.

I would say, "Me too!"

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Do you try to live by "the golden rule"?

I do my best to live up to it.

Sometimes, it's impossible.

I always treat others well.

I'm not sure what "the golden rule" is.

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How often do you attend religious services?

Every week

On the holidays

Once in a while

Never

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If we asked your friends, what sort of heart would they say you have?

Warm

Guarded

Sweet

Bitter

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Did you ever shoplift a piece of gum when you were a kid?

I did, and I learned my lesson.

I've never stolen anything.

I did, and I still feel bad about it.

I still eat grapes while I shop.

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Do you always say your prayers before you fall asleep?

I never forget!

I rarely say them.

Prayer isn't really my thing.

I tend to count sheep before I fall asleep.

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Where would you rate yourself on a scale of spirituality?

I'm extremely spiritual.

I'm spiritual when I'm in crisis.

I'm much more religious than spiritual.

I really don't believe in spirituality.

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If you could grant the world one wish, which one would it be?

Peace

Unity

Education

Prosperity

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Do you think you've lived a virtuous life?

I have done the best I could.

According to myself, I have. According to others, probably not.

I think I have.

I wouldn't say that.

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How do you feel about your neighbors?

I love my neighbors like myself.

Some of them are kind of weird.

My neighbors are good people.

My neighbors are a nightmare.

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Have you ever told someone you love a little white lie?

I always tell the truth.

Everyone tells little white lies.

I've withheld information.

I've told big, fat lies.

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Which Biblical story is most fascinating to you ?

The crucifixion

Jonah and the whale

Noah's ark

The last supper

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When the Rapture begins, what is the first thing you will do?

I will fall on my knees.

I will start looting food.

I will tell my family that I love them.

I will head to my underground bunker.

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What % faithful would you say you are in relationships?

100%

65%

50%

10%

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Have you thought of yourself as more of a sheep or a goat?

I'm a lamb of god.

I'm a human being.

I'm more of an angel.

I'm definitely a goat.

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After the Rapture happens, where do you think you'll be?

I'll be with my Father.

I probably still be taking quizzes.

I'll be serving my higher power.

I will be living in a cave.

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Do you believe that everything can be forgiven?

I do believe that everything can be forgiven.

Murder cannot be forgiven.

Adultery cannot be forgiven.

Forgiveness is not always necessary.

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Which Biblical job would have been more your style?

Blacksmith

Farmer

Marketeer

Shepherd

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Can you recite at least two Bible verses?

I know a lot more than that.

I could recite one or two.

I know at least five.

I couldn't recite any of them.

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Which of these words gives you the most hope?

Heaven

Family

Future

Progress

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Do you believe that good always overcomes evil?

Good wins most of the time.

I think it's a tie.

I wouldn't say always.

Evil usually wins.

You Got:

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