Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess How Datable You Are

By: Khadija Leon
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess How Datable You Are
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About This Quiz

Over the last several centuries, dating and courtship have evolved and what we may think is romantic today, might have gotten us arrested back in the 17th Century. At one point, asking a parent's permission to date before even meeting the person was required but nowadays, dating has gone from writing letters and being serenaded to moving onto the internet. 

Today, being dateable means that one is respectful, honest, motivated, intelligent, and perhaps most importantly, they are actively participating in the activity or conversation. Other people have added being well dressed, motivated and having shared values to their list.

Dating can be a complete nightmare, from being catfished (lured by someone who created a fake social media profile), to a person having bad table manners, to them not paying for their portion of the date, to them not showing up at all. We have all experienced these things and they are some of the reasons why some people are more dateable than others.

Have you ever wondered how dateable you really are? Because many of us think that we are, but many of our habits knock us down a few points. Well, if you answer some of these very kinky questions, then we will tell you where on the dateability scale of 0 to 100 you fall. Will you like the results? There's only one way to find out!

Do you kiss on the first date?
Only if it feels right
Yes
Absolutely not
I'm not sure

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Do you kiss and tell?
No
Only my best friend
A few people
Yes

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Do you watch porn?
Sometimes
Only when I can't reach my partner
Never
All the time

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What do you wear to bed?
A pajama set
A pair of undies
Absolutely nothing
An old t-shirt

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Would you ever send nudes?
Only for my significant other
Yes
I don't know
No

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Which of these people have you fantasized about?
My boss
My neighbor
My ex
A friend's partner

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When you’re feeling frisky, you…
Call my partner
Get out some lube
Find something to take my mind off it
Nothing

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How would your partners describe you in bed?
Affectionate
Adaptable
Exuberant
Passionate

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Which of these animals do you think represents you in bed?
Cat
Horse
Panda bear
Grizzly bear

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Do you like to take charge in the bedroom?
I like it equal
Sometimes
No
Yes

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how adventurous are you in the bedroom?
8
6
4
10

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Are you a lights-on or lights-off kind of person?
It doesn't matter to me
Lights on
Lights off
There's a time and place for everything

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With which of these things have you experimented?
Handcuffs
Ice
Hot wax
Other

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Which of these places is your sensitive spot?
Ears
Nape of neck
My belly
Other

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Would you say that you make a lot of noise?
It depends on how intense it is
I don't know
No
Yes

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Which of these positions do you enjoy most?
Doggy style
Missionary
Spooning
Cowgirl

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Do you enjoy being tied up?
Sometimes
I've never tried it
No
Yes

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How do you feel about sensory deprivation?
I don't mind it
It depends on the sense
I hate it
I'm all for it

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Which of these safe words would you use?
Beetlejuice
Tinkerbell
Unicorn
Oklahoma

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If you had to have a secret sex room, it would have to have…
A swing
Floor to ceiling mirrors
Lots of latex
Lots of whips

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Would you ever had a threesome?
I'm not sure
Yes
I've already had one
Never

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How do you feel about butts?
They're nice to grab onto
I'm not sure if I would go there
I like big butts and I cannot lie
They're meant for #2 and #2 only

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Have you ever done it in public?
Yes
No
Maybe
I can't remember

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Which of these places is too out there for you to have sex in?
A graveyard
Nowhere is too out there.
In a bathroom stall
The beach

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How do you feel about recording your activities?
Only if we delete it right after
Only if it is with my significant other
I don't mind
I would never

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After doing the deed, you usually…
Cuddle
Get something to eat
Go to sleep
Call an Uber

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Have you ever woken up next to someone you don’t remember meeting?
Never
Once
I plead the fifth
It has happened a few times

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If you had to put a number on it, how many one-night stands do you think you have had?
Fewer than 5
Fewer than 10
None
Too many to count

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If you were going to read an erotic book, it would be…
50 Shade of Grey by E.L. James
A Sport and Pastime by James Salter
Bad Behavior by Mary Gaitskill
Venus in Furs by Leopald von Sacher-Masoch

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In which of these stores do you buy your undies?
Victoria's Secret
Ann Summers
Nordstrom
Gap Body

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You Got: