Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess Your Favorite NFL Team

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess Your Favorite NFL Team
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About This Quiz

Would you rather watch the game in a man cave or in bed with your closest friend? After you answer our kinky questions, we'll be able to accurately guess which NFL team gets you on your feet and screaming every week. Will your love of the game compare to your love of the horizontal hula? 

You might not think that kinky questions and answers could have much to do with NFL teams, but you couldn't be more wrong. The passion you have for your favorite team will be obvious in the way you answer your questions. No matter if you're a Steelers fan or a Cowboys fan, your kinky responses will tell us which team you prefer over all the others. 

People do not get passionate about many things in life, but they do get passionate about being kinky and their favorite football teams. Once you steam up the tailgate party with us, your team will stand out like a giant number 1 finger. We are certain your bedroom prowess will give it way! 

Which NFL team gets your blood pumping? We will take our best guess once you tell us about your kinky ways! And we think we'll get it right!

How do you celebrate winning a game?
I like to get busy.
I like to drink.
I like to eat.
I like to take a nap.

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Do you prefer the lights on or the lights off?
I like stadium style lights on.
I prefer the lights off.
I don't care either way.
It depends on my mood.

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Would you ever get busy in a hot tub?
I prefer getting busy in a sauna.
I've been there and done that.
I would try it.
It's a little wet.

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Do you prefer the top or the bottom?
I'll take either.
I like the bottom.
I prefer the top.
I prefer being on the rear.

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How many times have you done it the backseat of a car?
Too many times to count
Once or twice
A handful of times
I've never had the experience.

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Are you a member of the mile-high club?
I earned that membership years ago.
I wish I was a member.
I recently earned that honor.
It's on my bucket list.

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Are you more dominant or submissive?
I can go either way.
I'm more submissive.
I'm more dominant.
It depends on my mood.

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Do you prefer loud or quiet partners?
I like them both.
I like quiet partners.
It's up to my partner.
I prefer loud partners.

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Which of the following would you never take into the bedroom?
Chocolate sauce
Cucumbers
Whipped cream
Ice cubes

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Do you prefer silk ties or handcuffs?
I'm not into that stuff.
I like them both.
I prefer silk ties.
I like handcuffs more.

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Which safe word might you use?
Touchdown
Hike
Score
Pass

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How would you feel about a steamy dream about your boss?
I would feel filthy.
I would feel turned on.
I would feel nauseous.
I would feel ready for work!

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Would you rather have a one-night stand or a FWB?
I would prefer a one-night stand.
I wouldn't mind either one.
I prefer the friend with benefits.
I wouldn't be OK with either.

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Do you like being blindfolded?
I can handle it.
I don't like it.
I love it.
I've never tried it.

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Have you ever made your own adult movie?
I've made a few of them.
I would never do that.
I have done it once.
I have been considering it.

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Does music help get you in the mood?
I don't need music to get in the mood.
Music always helps.
I've never noticed a difference.
I prefer the quiet.

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If you best friend planted one on you, how would you react?
I would go in for more.
I would be horrified.
I would be open to it.
I would have a lot of questions.

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Which kind of kiss do you like most?
Sweet and passionate
Hard and desperate
Loving and kind
Wild and raunchy

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What attracts you to others?
I like a nice bottom.
I'm a sucker for pretty eyes.
I like an ample bosom.
I'm more attracted to personalities.

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What do you like to do after getting busy?
Leave
Eat
Smoke
Cuddle

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Would you feel comfortable at a nude beach?
I would feel right at home.
I would feel a little out of place.
I would never go to a nude beach.
I'll have to go to find out.

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Do you ever send nude pictures of yourself?
I send them if I'm asked.
We might as well get it out of the way.
I've never taken a nude picture of myself.
It's not safe to send nude pictures.

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Which position do you like most?
Reverse cowgirl
Missionary
Doggie style
69

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How do you react when someone says dong?
I giggle.
I have to make a gong noise.
I roll my eyes.
I remember the word to use later.

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How many adult toys do you own?
1-5
6-10
0
11 or more

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What do you prefer to be called in the sack?
Quarterback
Rookie
Tackle
Coach

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Would you rather watch the game or get busy?
I can do both at the same time.
I can get busy later.
I'll take the getting busy.
It depends on the seriousness of the game.

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Do you prefer hot wax or hot oil in the bedroom?
I don't like either.
I prefer ice cubes.
I like hot oil more.
I prefer hot wax.

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Do you enjoy pain between the sheets?
A little pain is good.
I like a lot of pain.
I'm not into pain.
I'm open to anything.

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How would your last ex describe you in bed?
Wild
Nurturing
Attentive
Rough

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