Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess Your Favorite NFL Team

By: Teresa McGlothlin
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About This Quiz

Would you rather watch the game in a man cave or in bed with your closest friend? After you answer our kinky questions, we'll be able to accurately guess which NFL team gets you on your feet and screaming every week. Will your love of the game compare to your love of the horizontal hula? 

You might not think that kinky questions and answers could have much to do with NFL teams, but you couldn't be more wrong. The passion you have for your favorite team will be obvious in the way you answer your questions. No matter if you're a Steelers fan or a Cowboys fan, your kinky responses will tell us which team you prefer over all the others. 

People do not get passionate about many things in life, but they do get passionate about being kinky and their favorite football teams. Once you steam up the tailgate party with us, your team will stand out like a giant number 1 finger. We are certain your bedroom prowess will give it way! 

Which NFL team gets your blood pumping? We will take our best guess once you tell us about your kinky ways! And we think we'll get it right!

How do you celebrate winning a game?

Do you prefer the lights on or the lights off?

Would you ever get busy in a hot tub?

Do you prefer the top or the bottom?

How many times have you done it the backseat of a car?

Are you a member of the mile-high club?

Are you more dominant or submissive?

Do you prefer loud or quiet partners?

Which of the following would you never take into the bedroom?

Do you prefer silk ties or handcuffs?

Which safe word might you use?

How would you feel about a steamy dream about your boss?

Would you rather have a one-night stand or a FWB?

Do you like being blindfolded?

Have you ever made your own adult movie?

Does music help get you in the mood?

If you best friend planted one on you, how would you react?

Which kind of kiss do you like most?

What attracts you to others?

What do you like to do after getting busy?

Would you feel comfortable at a nude beach?

Do you ever send nude pictures of yourself?

Which position do you like most?

How do you react when someone says dong?

How many adult toys do you own?

What do you prefer to be called in the sack?

Would you rather watch the game or get busy?

Do you prefer hot wax or hot oil in the bedroom?

Do you enjoy pain between the sheets?

How would your last ex describe you in bed?

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