Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess When You'll Die

By: Ian Fortey
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About This Quiz

Everyone has a little kink in them whether they want to admit it or not. For some people, they keep it stamped right down and ignore it completely while other people embrace it like an old friend and show it off to anyone willing to look. Most of the rest just control it and let it free when the time and opportunity to do so safely presents itself.  And all three of those approaches are A-OK.  You do you, so to speak.  Having some kink in your life is perfectly healthy as long as no one's doing anything they don't consent to.  It's just a way to cut loose and experiment with what makes you feel good, and no one should have to feel bad about that, even though a lot of people do.

Look at kink like a Magic 8-Ball.  It's a window into who you are and, yes, even your fate.  Shake it up a little bit and you may learn something new about who you are and where you're going in life. So why not shake things up a little bit with us?  Answer some kinky questions and we'll answer for you the most profound question of all: How long do you have left?  Take the quiz and see!

What's the first thing you think when you see a pair of handcuffs?

If you just met someone really attractive, how likely are you to take them home that same night?

Have you ever made out with a stranger?

Have you ever gotten down and dirty in public place?

If your partner suggested a little bit of role-playing, how would you respond?

Does spanking have a place in the bedroom?

Do you know how many one-night stands you've had in your lifetime?

Has food ever found its way into the bedroom for you?

Rumor has it that if you go looking you can find dirty pictures on the internet. How often do you look at such things?

Is sex on the beach more than just a fruity drink for you?

Would you be comfortable letting your friends and family look through all the photos on your phone right this second?

Do you have a collection of toys at home with an adult theme to them?

Have you ever had occasion to use something like a blindfold in the bedroom?

Whether or not you've ever gotten a little freaky in public before, if you were going to do it now, where might you be inspired to try it?

How many times would you say you've gotten dirty in the backseat of a car?

Would you ever get sexy with someone else watching?

What do you think of the idea of partner swapping?

What's the best room in the house for sexy fun times?

Have you ever had a relationship with more than one person at the same time?

Have you ever signed up for a dating site specifically to meet people for sexy time?

Has a partner ever suggested anything to you in the bedroom that turned you right off?

Who doesn't like an in-depth phone call now and then? Have you ever had phone sex?

Thanks to cellphones, everyone has access to a good quality camera all the time. Have you ever sent a dirty photo to someone?

Sometimes you just can't control your brain. Have you ever fantasized about a friend you've never had a sexual relationship with?

Some people are pretty verbal. Are you into dirty talk at all?

Is the shower just a place for getting clean or can you use it to get dirty, too?

Do you find yourself leaning more to the dominant side of things or submissive?

How many partners have you had so far in life?

Do you know what a munch is and have you ever attended?

Is it easy for you to discuss your most intimate fantasies with a partner?

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