Answer These Kinky Questions And We'll Guess Which Male Celebrity You Want To Sleep With!

By: Kennita Leon
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Answer These Kinky Questions And We'll Guess Which Male Celebrity You Want To Sleep With!
Image: Gage Skidmore via Wiki Commons

About This Quiz

It's OK to have crushes. It's even OK to want to sleep with someone, even though you know it may never happen. I mean why else would there be so many beautiful people to look at on our television screens if we weren't allowed to get a little naughty and imagine them doing certain things to us? The good news is that we're allowed to- the bad, it may just be a dream, but we can still have fun with it. And in true How Stuff Works fashion, we want to ask you some questions. Questions that'll help us find out just which male celebrity's pants you want to see drop. Which one you'd allow to do some dirty things to you. Which one makes you wake up in a hot sweat. 

The only way we'll be able to determine who that man is, is by asking you some kinky questions. We'll ask you how you like your kisses and if you like taking charge. If you like adding toys to your activities or if you prefer pain. We'll ask you questions that'll make you blush or take a short break. Are you ready for us to guess who you want to sleep with? Let's get started. 

Oh, and you may want to get some ice for this quiz, because it is steaming hot!


How many times a day do you have dirty thoughts?
I rarely have them.
A few times
Often
Almost all the time

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Do you believe in self-action?
No
Only if I'm desperate
Yes, when I'm in the mood
Yes, passionately

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How many times a week do you have sex?
Once
Two or three
Four times
Five times or more

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How many people do you think you've had sex with?
Three or less
Four to 10
11 to 20
More than 20

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Has it ever been with a person of the same sex?
No
No, but I wouldn't mind.
On occasion
Yes

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And what's the largest number of people you've been with at one time?
One
Two
Three to five
More than five

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Which threesome combo would you want to be part of?
I wouldn't be part of any threesome combo.
Me, a guy and a girl
Me and two girls
Me and two guys

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How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Older than 21
19-21
15-18
15 or younger

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Was it with someone you loved?
It was.
I thought I loved them.
No, I just liked them.
It was with a stranger.

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Have you ever sent nude pictures?
Never
A long time ago
When I feel frisky
I just sent some.

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Do you make a habit of recording yourself and your partner during the act?
Why would I?
Once or twice
I have, a few times.
I have entire collection.

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What about having cyber sex?
Never done it
I don't trust it.
I've done it a few times.
I do it all the time.

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Is bigger always better?
No
Not always
Most times it is.
It is.

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Do you mind if people see you naked?
Very much
Yes, I do mind.
Just a little
No, I don't.

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What do you think of the number 69?
It looks like the symbol for the Cancer sign.
I don't know what to think of it.
It's a naughty number.
It's a fun time.

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Are you into role-playing?
Only on Halloween
Not really
Every now and then
I'm always up for it.

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What about a little pain with your pleasure?
No, thank you
I've never done it.
Sure, I like it.
More like a lot of pain

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Do you own a pair of handcuffs?
I don't.
My friend does.
I do.
I need a new pair.

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Are you a fan of performing oral sex?
No
I like getting it.
I do enjoy giving.
I love both.

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What's the best thing that whipped cream can be used for?
How would I know?
Eating as a snack
Ice cream
Hmmm, it involves body parts.

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Do you like name-calling and dirty-talking in the bedroom?
Nope
Dirty talking, yes
Name-calling
I enjoy both.

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What's your take on rimming?
Eeew
I'm not a fan.
I'd love to try it.
It's not as bad as people think.

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Do you know what a Chinese Finger Trap is?
A what?
A toy
A position
Being stuck between two guys or girls

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Have you ever watched people have sex (in person)?
Never
Not in person
I want to.
I have.

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Would you allow your partner to have sex with someone else?
Never
I don't think so.
Only if I was involved
I would.

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Have you ever had sex in public?
Why would I do that?
It's on my bucket list.
A few times
Many times

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On a scale of one to four, where one is the least and four is the most, how adventurous would you say you are, sexually?
1
2
3
4

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Do you watch X-rated movies?
I don't.
When I'm in the mood
Every now and then
All the time

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Did any of the "50 Shades of Grey" movies turn you on?
None
Just one
Two of them did
All of them did.

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And what is your take on one-night stands?
Not for me
I've never done it.
They're disgusting.
They're fun.

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