What's Your Midlife Crisis Car?

By: Brian Whitney
Image: Alexandre Prévot via Wikimedia Commons

About This Quiz

If you are going to have a midlife crisis, then you might as well make it a good one; you're only really allowed one good to be fair. What is the point of freaking out and losing your mind about lost youth unless you do it in style? We do suggest that if you do have a midlife crisis and decide to get a car to go along with it, that you either have the funds to do it right or don't do it at all. The wrong kind of midlife crisis car can start a whole new crisis in your life, and who needs that? In fact, the whole "crisis" thing sounds so bad, let's just call it you wanting a nice ride because sometimes, that's exactly what it is- just cloaked in a mountain of your despair. 

So what shall it be? While the Corvette is probably the most well known midlife crisis car around, it sure isn't the only one. What about a Ford Mustang, a Lamborghini Huracan, a Ferrari or an Acura? There are so many choices, so you better hurry up and take this quiz to find out which one is best for you, you aren't getting any younger you know.


You just saw your ex, what image do you want to portray?

How would you react if your only kid went away to college?

Is 40 old?

Do you want a simple life?

How much older have you ever been then one of your partners?

How rich do you think you will be in your middle years?

Are "The Dukes of Hazzard" cool?

What would you feel like if you were at the Warped Tour at 40 years old?

How often do you look up exes on social media?

How is your hair?

What age did you join twitter?

What dream job would be best for you?

What would be the best job for you in reality?

Which T.V. detective is your favorite?

Are you happy when your friends succeed?

How faithful are you in relationships?

Would you like to have a motorcycle?

On which island would you like to take a vacation?

Which high end luxury car would you want to buy?

Can you do basic mechanic work yourself?

Do you go to reunion tours of your favorite bands from growing up?

How often do you hit the gym?

How much do you worry about your appearance?

What kind of men do you think women find attractive?

What kind of women do you think guys find attractive?

Would you rather be middle class and look rich, or be rich and look middle class?

Would you dye your hair if it was grey?

What would you do if you went bald?

What would be your drink of choice?

How often do you think of quitting your job?

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