1. clarinet
   drums
2. violin
   He doesn't play an instrument

Squidward's best friend is his clarinet, which he often refers to as "Clary."

1. in a tree
   in a pineapple
2. under a rock
   with Patrick

SpongeBob lives in a pineapple under the sea, of course — right next door to Patrick, who lives under a rock.

1. crab
   sponge
2. whale
   shark

Pearl is a teenage whale who frequently frustrates her penny-pinching dad.

1. New York
   London
2. Texas
   Los Angeles

Sandy the squirrel hails from the great state of Texas and has the southern drawl to prove it.

1. Mary
   Gary
2. Larry
   Barry

Gary the snail is SpongeBob's loyal pet. Despite being a snail, he is known to meow like a cat.

1. money
   jewels
2. the Krabby Patty secret formula
   The Krabby Patty's customers

Plankton, owner of the Chum Bucket, spends most of his time trying to swipe Mr. Krab's secret patty recipe.

1. Krabby Patty
   McKrab
2. Double Krabber
   The Krab

SpongeBob whips up countless Krabby patties as the Krusty Krab's best — and only — fry cook.

1. Mrs. Powers
   Mrs. Palmer
2. Mrs. Puff
   Pearl

Mrs. Puff is SpongeBob's boating school teacher and often ends up in sticky situations because of her student.

1. pineapple
   treedome
2. moai
   Under a rock

Sandy — an air breather — lives in a tree that's set inside a giant glass dome under the sea.

1. Mermaid Man
   Captain Man
2. Batman
   Captain Magma

Mermaid Man and his sidekick Barnacle Boy help defend the town from evil.

1. ice cream
   alcohol
2. soda
   Krabby Patty's

SpongeBob and Patrick get drunk on ice cream sundaes at the Goofy Goober.

1. TRUE
2. FALSE

Flats bullied SpongeBob mercilessly when they met and eventually wore himself out trying to beat SpongeBob up.

1. the invisible boatmobile
   the batmobile
2. super-fast flippers and fins
   a submarine

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy travel from their mermalair to various crime scenes in their invisible boatmobile.

1. Pearl
   Mindy
2. Sarah
   Miley

Princess Mindy is the daughter of Neptune, as well as the subject of Patrick's crush at times.

1. Mr. Krabs
   Plankton
2. SpongeBob
   Patrick

Plankton steals Neptune's crown and blames it on Mr. Krabs.

1. The Twirling Krab
   Disney World
2. Glove World
   Jelly World

SpongeBob and Patrick head to Glove World to check out attractions like the "Fiery Fist O' Pain."

1. tennis
   jellyfishing
2. basketball

SpongeBob loves to catch jellyfish with a net and often tries to get Squidward to come along.

1. SpongeBob
   Squidward
2. Patrick
   Sandy

Mr. Krabs names Squidward as his new manager because SpongeBob is too immature.

1. his house
   Goo Lagoon
2. boating school
   At the Krusty Krab

SpongeBob rips his pants at Goo Lagoon while lifting weights with Larry the Lobster.

1. the hash-slinging slasher
   the mash-bringing basher
2. the lash-swinging crasher
   the bash-mingling smasher

The hash-slinging slasher has a rusty spatula for a hand after accidentally cutting his own hand off while working at the Krusty Krab.

1. Davy Jones
   Captain Hook
2. Flying Dutchman
   The Fisherman

The Flying Dutchman frequently haunts SpongeBob and his friends, as well as his enemy King Neptune, God of the Sea.

1. mayonnaise
   a stalk of celery
2. an orange
   a glove

In one classic SpongeBob scene from the episode "Band Geeks," Squidward is forced to explain to Patrick that mayonnaise is not an instrument — and neither is horseradish.

1. Spongeboy
   Spongekid
2. Spongeguy
   SpongeRob

SpongeBob was originally going to be named Spongeboy, but the name was already taken by a mop company.

1. floats on a balloon
   rides a bus
2. hires a helicopter
   drives a boat

After he is stranded in the strange town of Rock Bottom, SpongeBob eventually floats his way home using a helium balloon.

1. pineapple
   moai
2. boat
   a rock

Squidward's house is shaped like a moai — one of those stone heads from Easter Island.

1. never
   all the time
2. only on the holidays
   on the weekends

The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time, according to one of the most famous songs from the SpongeBob universe.

1. The Kuddly Krab
   The Kissy Krab
2. The Kreepy Krab
   The Krabby Krab

The Krusty Krab is transformed into the Kuddly Krab during Pearl's brief stint as owner.

1. Paul Reubens
   Jimmy Fallon
2. Tom Kenny
   Bill Fagerbakke

Tom Kenny has been the voice of SpongeBob from the beginning. He was also a voice actor on another Nick show, "Rocko's Modern Life."

1. 13
   5
2. 3
   10

Mr. Krab manages to use all 13 forbidden words in one go after stubbing his toe, despite warning SpongeBob that these words should never be uttered.

1. 1985
   1970
2. 1942
   1960

Mr. Krabs was born in 1942, making him 44 years older than SpongeBob, who was born in 1986.