Which "Friends" Character Said It?

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By: Kelly Scott

6 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

"PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVOT!" No matter how many times you've watched this scene, you know there's no chance that couch is going up the steps! If you were around during the 1990s and 2000s, you're definitely aware of the lives and antics of Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Ross. 

In 1994, NBC premiered one of their most successful shows to date "Friends." Following a group of 20-somethings in New York City, the sitcom focused on their hectic professional and personal lives.

While the plot might've had you captivated, it was the quotes that left you laughing in your seat. Just how much further was that couch going to PIVOT up the stairs? Who shocked us all when they announced: "I got off the plane?" Who taught you that true love occurs with lobsters? For those of you easily rattling off the answers, it seems that this quiz might've met its match!

After ten seasons, "Friends" said goodbye to Monica's apartment and the world. With over 230 episodes, the characters seem always to come alive, and they certainly do with this quiz!

Do you have the 'unagi' to pass this quiz or will you go running to Yemen in fright? Let's find out if your memory will "be there for you" as you master this quiz!



Who said this memorable line: "Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it."

Monica says this line to Rachel at the end of the first episode as they cement Rachel's place in the Friends' gang.

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Who said this memorable line: "PIVOT!"

Ross yells this in season 5 "The One with the Cop" when Chandler and Rachel are trying to help Ross get his new sofa into his apartment.

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Who said this memorable line: "I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"

This quote from Chandler comes during season 3 "The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel" when Chandler is scared of the "tunnel" of commitment until Joey convinces him to face his fears... but then Chandler overdoes it and scares Janice away for a while. Monica and Rachel welcome Chandler to "their side of the tunnel" and console him with ice-cream.

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Who said this memorable line: "Every day is lesbian lover day!"

Ross says this line in season one's "The One With The Birth" when Carol gives birth to Ross's son Ben.

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Who said this memorable line: "Judge all you want to but: married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, live in a box!"

Monica rips out this memorable line in season four's "The One With Chandler In A Box" where Chandler tries to make up with Joey by spending most of Thanksgiving in a box.

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Who said this memorable line: "Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes??"

This classic Friends line happens in season three's "The One Where No One's Ready:" Ross has an important night but no one else is ready to go. Joey and Chandler fight. Hummus is spilled on Phoebe's dress. Monica hears an old message from Richard and thinks that it might be new; she leaves him a message which she then tries to erase, but just makes it worse. Rachel can't decide what to wear; Ross gets angry and Rachel decides not to go ... unless he drinks the fat.

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Who said this memorable line: "All right. Umm, you could, uh, start out with umm, a little 1, a 2, a 1, 2, 3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3, 2, 2 ... a 2, 4, 6 ... 2, 4, 6 ... 4 ... 2, 2 ... 4, 7 ... 5, 7 ... 6, 7... 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7!"

Chandler asks Monica and Rachel for some advice in season four's "The One With Phoebe's Uterus" because he is nervous about being intimate with Kathy since she used to be Joey's girlfriend. Monica walks Chandler through the seven erogenous zones.

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Who said this memorable line: "I got off the plane."

This is from the series finale. Rachel shows up at Ross' apartment, having realized she loves him, too.

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Who said this memorable line: "They don't know that we know they know we know."

Phoebe says this in season five's "The One Where Everybody Finds Out" ... Phoebe, Rachel and Joey all know about Chandler and Monica's budding romance.

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Who said this memorable line: "The fridge broke, so I had to eat everything."

In season six's "The One With Joey's Fridge" Joey's refrigerator breaks down, so he tries to manipulate his friends into paying for part of it. Plus he has to eat all those perishables by himself.

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Who said this memorable line: "New York City has no power and the milk is getting sour. But to me, it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy."

Do you remember this line from the first season episode "The One With the Blackout"? Chandler is trapped in an ATM vestibule. The rest of the gang hangs out at Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe sings this little ditty.

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Who said this memorable line: "In all my life ... I never thought I would be so lucky ... as to ... fall in love with my best ... my best ... There's a reason why girls don't do this!"

In the final episode of season six, Chandler convinced Monica he never wanted to get married in order to make his planned proposal a surprise. The two finally get engaged after Monica takes things into her own hands by proposing to him. When she can't get through it, Chandler proposes.

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Who said this memorable line: "What kind of scary a** clowns came to your birthday?"

In season two's "The One With The Baby On The Bus," Chandler and Joey take care of Ben for the day, but accidentally leave him on a city bus while meeting women. They retrieve him but are a little unsure whether they've got the right baby.

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Who said this memorable line: "If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my b******."

Phoebe says this line to Rachel and Monica after she holds their ears in season two's "The One After The Superbowl" when Monica and Rachel have been fighting over Jean-Claude Van Damme.

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Who said this memorable line: "You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection."

This line is all the way back from season one's "The One With The Blackout." Chandler said this to Jill Goodacre after she offers him gum while they're trapped in an ATM vestibule.

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Who said this memorable line: "Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."

This line is from season seven's "The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs." When Rachel invites Tag over for Thanksgiving dinner because he's depressed after breaking up with his girlfriend, Rachel has to decide whether to comfort him as a friend or to make a move.

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Who said this memorable line: "I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat."

Monica's childhood struggles with weight was a running joke throughout the series, and of course, it's Ross who said this line.

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Who said this memorable line about the Miami Vice soundtrack: "They were just giving it away at the mall ... in exchange for money."

Chandler says this to Monica in season eight's "The One With The Tea Leaves" when Monica discovers that Chandler doesn't put the CDs back in the right cases.

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Who said this memorable line: "When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share, I cannot help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving and giving ... and then I can't think of a good word for right here."

Monica and Chandler ask Joey to officiate at their wedding and he says this great line to them as he's writing his speech.

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Who said this memorable line: "Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?"

This quote is from the pilot episode. Chandler says it when Ross is talking about how depressed he is over his failed marriage with Carol.

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Who said this memorable line: "Uhh, food ... no, sex! Food! Sex! Food! Se- I dunno, oh god I want both! I want ... I want girls on bread!"

In season ten's "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught," the gang is sitting on the couch in Central Perk. Monica answers, quickly, that she'd give up sex, Ross says he'd give up food, but remarks it's a "Sophie's Choice" to make him decide between sex or dinosaurs, and Joey has this line as a ​response when Rachel asks him.

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Who said this memorable line: "All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers ... it doesn't make much of a difference."

This is a classic Chandler line from the first season. A lot of jokes are made about Chandler's job.

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Who said this memorable line: "That's right, I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!"

Joey says this line in the season four episode "The One With The Jellyfish." After Monica gets stung by a jellyfish, Joey remembers hearing that peeing on a jellyfish sting takes the pain away. Joey couldn't pee under pressure, though, so Chandler did it.

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Who said this memorable line: "Because she's your lobster. ... C'mon, you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. And you know what, you can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws."

One of everyone's favorite episodes, "The One With The Prom Video," Rachel forgives Ross and kisses him passionately after the gang watches an old video of her and Monica getting ready for their senior prom. Phoebe says this line.

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Who said this memorable line: "Over the line? You're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!"

This quote is from "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line." Chandler kisses Kathy and it causes a rift.

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Who said this memorable line: "Alright, well, next time you take a shower, think about the last thing that I wash and the first thing you wash."

Joey says this in "The One Where Joey Moves Out" to Chandler when they are discussing sharing a toothbrush. Joey wants to know why they can share the same bar of soap but not a toothbrush. Chandler tells him it's because soap is self-cleaning ... then Joey replies with this eye-opening zinger.

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Who said this memorable line: "Fine, take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one ever cares what's inside."

Joey says this to Rachel when she chooses not to take his advice.

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Who said this memorable line: "Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls."

Phoebe says this in season two's "The One With Phoebe's Dad."

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Who said this memorable line: "I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have, like, time alone with my thoughts. But, you know, it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think."

Joey shares his thoughts on living alone. He says this line to Monica in "The One Where Eddie Moves In."

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Who said this memorable line: "Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house."

The gang struggles throughout the episode with Phoebe's boyfriend Robert's shorts being a little too revealing ... but Gunther lets him know with this line.

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Who said this memorable line: "And hey! Just so you know, it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!"

In season four's "The One With The Jellyfish" Rachel shouts this line at Ross as they fight after he fell asleep reading her letter ... and then it's Chandler that replies, "I knew it!"

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Who said this memorable line: "Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling."

Joey says this to Chandler during season one's "The One With the East German Laundry" when Chandler needs help breaking up with Janice.

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Who said this memorable line: "He's a transponster!"

Rachel hollers this out during the gang's trivia game when asked what Chandler's job is. Sorry, Rachel, that isn't quite right! This is in "The One with the Embryos."

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Who said this memorable line: "How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?"

Rachel says this to Ross in season two's "The One Where Eddie Won't Go" after Monica, Rachel and Phoebe read a female empowerment book, "Be Your Own Windkeeper."

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Who said this memorable line: "My sister's gonna have my baby!"

Phoebe's brother Frank says this line during season four's "The One With The Embryos" after Phoebe emerges from the bathroom after taking a pregnancy test and informs them that the fertilization worked.

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