Build a Burger King Order and We'll Rank You From Vanilla to Kinky

By: Talin Vartanian
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Build a Burger King Order and We'll Rank You From Vanilla to Kinky
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About This Quiz

The fast-food world is filled with giants like McDonald's, Wendy's, Subway and Chipotle. And while they're all decent choices, none of them can compare to a restaurant of royalty. So can you guess who the real "king" is? That's right ... Burger King! With so many flame-grilled burgers, chicken sandwiches, salads, desserts and side items to choose from, it can be pretty difficult to build just one order. But let's just say that your epic Burger King meal will reveal something hidden about your personality, something that not many people know about!

We're talking about your sex life! Whether you like spicy menu items or you like to keep things simple, we're going to learn more about how your inner mind works. Because a Burger King order isn't just about food ... it's also about what you really want in life and in bed. So, for example, maybe you're the type of person who likes to cuddle in bed. You seek comfort and warmth with a partner, so a burger like the bacon and cheese whopper should do the trick. If you're curious about where your sex life falls on the vanilla-kinky spectrum, then it's time for you to build an epic Burger King meal now!


Drive-thru
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Will you be going through the drive-thru or dining in?
Dining in
I'm not sure yet.
Drive-thru
I'll use Uber Eats.

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Fast food meal
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Is this going to be for breakfast, lunch or dinner?
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Late night snack

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Iced tea
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What kind of sweet drink would you like on the side?
Regular soda
Iced tea
Orange juice or lemonade
Frozen soda

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Coffee
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You've just earned a free coffee for being awesome! What kind of coffee would you like?
Café iced vanilla coffee
I don't drink coffee.
Café coffee
Café mocha frappe

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Burger side itens
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What kind of side item would you like?
Garden side salad
Chicken nuggets
French fries
Onion rings

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Salad
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What type of salad will you start with?
Garden side salad
Chicken garden salad
Chicken club salad
I'll choose the MorningStar veggie burger.

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Sauces
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Which of these dipping sauces is calling your name?
Ketchup
BBQ sauce
Ranch
Zesty sauce

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Cookies
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How about something sweet to end your meal with?
Vanilla soft serve
Cini minis
Chocolate chip cookie
Hershey's sundae pie

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Egg and Cheese Breakfast Croissant
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Early mornings call for which of these breakfast sandwiches?
Egg & cheese croissan'wich
Sausage, egg & cheese croissan'wich
Bacon, egg & cheese maple waffle sandwich
Fully loaded biscuit

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Burger King value menu
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Which of these is your favorite item on the B.K. value menu?
Cheeseburger
Bacon cheeseburger
Chicken jr.
Bacon double cheeseburger

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Chicken sandwich
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How about an epic chicken sandwich to make you feel like royalty?
Original chicken sandwich
Crispy chicken club
Grilled chicken caesar sandwich
Rodeo crispy chicken sandwich

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Burger King taco
Burger King Corporation
Would you like to try B.K.'s crispy taco?
Nope
Wait ... they have tacos?!
Maybe later
Sure!

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Burger King spicy
Burger King Corporation
Are you a fan of spicy B.K. menu items?
Not really
It depends on the menu item.
I can handle a little bit of spice.
Of course

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Burger King chicken fries
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How many B.K. chicken fries can you eat in one sitting?
Five
10
15
20 or more

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Burger King fish sandwich
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Does the B.K. big fish sandwich interest you at all?
Not really
A little bit
What's on it?
Of course!

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Extra bacon and cheese
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Which of these extra toppings would you like to add to your B.K. burger?
Extra cheese
Extra sauce
Extra veggies
Extra bacon

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Man thinking about Burger King
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What kind of B.K. burger is speaking to your soul?
Cheeseburger
Double stacker king
Bacon and cheese whopper
Bacon king

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Burger King impossible whopper
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Are you interested in trying the Impossible whopper sandwich?
OK!
What's that?
No thanks
Maybe a small bite ...

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Burger patty
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How many veggie or beef patties would you like on your burger?
Just one
Two
Three
Four

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Burger dressing
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Would you like any dressing on the burger or on the side?
I don't want any dressing at all.
On the burger
On the side
Both!

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Combo meal
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Would you rather order a combo meal or an a la carte item?
A la carte item
It depends on how hungry I am.
Combo meal
I'll take both of these.

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King Jr Meal
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Which of these kids meals is ideal for a quick snack?
PB&J Jamwich
Hamburger King Jr. meal
Chicken nuggets King Jr. meal
Cheeseburger King Jr. meal

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Woman eating burger
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How often do you eat at Burger King?
Every few years
Once or twice a year
Once or twice a month
At least once a week

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Mozzarella Sticks
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Have you ever tried the mozzarella sticks at BK?
Yes, and I didn't like them.
Nope
Yes, and I loved them.
No, but I want to.

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Egg-normous burrito
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What's the best part about the Egg-normous Burrito?
The what?
The eggs
The sausage
The bacon

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Single stacker king
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Would you rather order the grilled chicken sandwich or the Single Stacker King?
Neither
Single Stacker King
Grilled chicken sandwich
Both please!

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Caesar salad
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What type of dressing would you like for a side salad?
Italian
Caesar
Ranch
Balsamic vinaigrette

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Milkshake
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What's the best milkshake flavor at B.K.?
Vanilla
Strawberry
Chocolate
Oreo

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Twix pie
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Which of these yummy pies would you like to order?
Dutch apple pie
Snicker's pie
Twix pie
Hershey's sundae pie

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Burger King commercial
Burger King Corporation
On a scale of 1-10, how much do you love B.K.?
Three
Six
Eight
10!

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